my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

(Source: lookingforcastiel)

timelordsandtea:

pastwicked:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five.

Run, Rose Tyler,

To stay alive.

4,

3,

2,

1.

The story continues,

But the song is done.

if you say that you never went through a high school musical phase then you are lying

(Source: sombriero)

I suppose this used to happen quite often..

• James:Lily?
• Lily:Mmmm
• James:I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
• Lily:
• James:
• Lily:
• James:
• Lily:
• James:...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

snowpetrel:

i was just telling my mom that pirates of the caribbean 3 made me cry and she goes “why?? because of will smith?” and i shouted “WHAT???” and my stepdad was like “you mean will TURNER???” and mom got really embarassed and my stepdad murmured “the fresh prince of the caribbean” before he walked away

(Source: harpaea)